One soup on gnat I'm ~ Translation

Upon request, the following is the story of “One soup on gnat I’m”

translated into (somewhat) proper English grammar. 

(*see previous blog entry 1/27/11)

A special thanks to Miss Communication

for her authoritative expertise in this regard.  ~ae

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 STORY, PARAGRAPH #1:

   One soup on gnat I’m, their whir too guise; Mr. Meaner end Mr. Ree.  Bow thud aye son thus aim twin tease icks fee mail aqua tenses.  Olive thug earl sad inner resting care actor wrist ticks witch a track did eat shove thumb ask you lunge end dare pea pole.

TRANSLATION:

   Once upon a time, there were two guys; Mr. Meaner (misdemeanor) and Mr. Ree (mystery).  Both had eyes on the same twenty-six female acquaintances.  All of the girls had interesting characteristics which attracted each of the masculine gender people.

STORY, PARAGRAPH #2:

   Theme end id knot no witch won swear though write gore rills forth air low van effect shin.  List inning tooth auger rolls swan mourning, thesis swat wassa fur herd…

TRANSLATION:

   The men did not know which ones were the right girls for their love and affection.  Listening to the girls one morning, this is what was overheard…

(* The twenty-six maidens occupy 

this portion of the story in conversation.  

Then the story continues as follows…)

STORY, PARAGRAPH #3:

   Wooden shun owe wit!  Though skies argon a bee soda lighted tube eel long toss hutch a door ring why fees!  Yukon pro bib league us switch once tern doubt tube either Mrs.

TRANSLATION:

   Wouldn’t you know it!  Those guys are gonna be so delighted to belong to such adoring wifeys!  You can probably guess which ones turned out to be their Mrs.

STORY, PARAGRAPH #4:

   Thee yen.... duh!

TRANSLATION:

  The end!

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*DEEP ANALYSIS:

   Once they enter the union of marriage, the girls drop their title of "Miss".  In this story, the happy ending displays the concept that Understanding and Communication are extremely valuable in marriage.  These actions are able to add richness to the Mystery of marriage, and can be used to meet the offensiveness of each Misdemeanor with love, forgiveness and encouragement.

*SHALLOW ANALYSIS:

   Watch chew thing can watt use ache an easel lee beam isn’t urp pretty id... oar law stint ran slay shun.

~ae